guardians of the galaxy is marvel’s way of weeding out the weak fans
if you can’t handle a talking tree and a raccoon you sure as fuck don’t deserve age of ultron
i’m not saying there needs to be a plus-sized disney princess but actually yeah that’s exactly what i’m saying
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"I don’t want other people to decide who I am. I want to decide that for myself. I want to avoid becoming too styled and too ‘done’ and too generic. You see people as they go through their career and they just become more and more like everyone else."
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
#’yes mr. wilson i understand that your car steering wheel was ripped out by a brainwashed russian assassin' #’but you didn’t select the proper coverage for that kind of incident' #’okay okay i’m going to have to call you back' #’i have pepper potts on the other line’
what’s that kid looking at?
there’s a hole in my heart and it’s shaped like bucky barnes
this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid
World’s Finest → Damian Wayne’s death (Batman #19)
Ned produced Robert’s letter. “Lord Varys, be so kind as to show this to my lady of Lannister.” The eunuch carried the letter to Cersei. The queen glanced at the words. “Protector of the Realm,” she read. “Is this meant to be your shield, my lord? A piece of paper?” She ripped the letter in half, ripped the halves in quarters, and let the pieces flutter to the floor.